July 27, 2014   10,748 notes

officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

July 27, 2014   36,954 notes

sixpenceee:

never

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make

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fun

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of someone

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for something

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they 

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can’t

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help 

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July 27, 2014   402,636 notes

wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

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July 27, 2014   213,126 notes

prolusion:

why cant i be attractive like everyone on tumblr

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July 27, 2014   374,193 notes
blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

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July 27, 2014   446,819 notes

jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

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July 27, 2014   662,775 notes

playdated:

BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 

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July 27, 2014   336,560 notes

*high fives your ass*

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July 27, 2014   474,442 notes

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

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July 27, 2014   66,538 notes

07231994:

The girls I follow on this website are unreal looking. UNREAL. ya’ll are so pretty I hope you feel that pretty everyday

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